Kelvis Korner Blog
Adventures of a gay Internet Programmer in Southern California. I have enough wacky friends and hilarious stories to keep you interested, or at least mildly amused!
February 19th, 2004
I finally booked my week of fun at the Island House. I’ll be staying at the Island House from March 23rd which is a Tuesday through Sunday March 28th. So if you’ll be in the Key West area during that time definately let me know! I got a new credit card over the mail and decided to use it to book my trip. I know that if I had waited closer to March, they probably would be booked up and I probably would have backed out. I have made so many plans to go so many places with my friends. Either we run out of money, or someone can’t make it. This time around I’m going! Going on my own to the bathhouse has really taught me that if I want to do something, I should do it alone. If you depend on other people to do things you might be let down. This is not to say that I would not gladly go with any of my friends to Key West, and I invited them all but I will not be surprised or discouraged if they can’t make it. There was a time when I would be frightened just to go to the movies alone, now I am making a trip to Key West on my own. I truly do feel free. At 26 I feel more in control of my life than in any other period. I look forward to growing more comfortable in my skin and with the world around me.
That was pretty heavy. Let’s lighten up the mood again. I think I’m going to have a feature on my website called: Where will he move to this week. Because now my boss says that by the end of next week I will have an offer. I’ve exhausted every single option. I decided no matter where I live I’ll be open to the idea. Staying in Fort Lauderdale has many advantages, but mixing it up and changing scenery to Southern California is definately an experience that I would love to have part of my life. My gut feeling tells me that I’ll probably stay here, but who knows, my company might actually give me enough money to move out there!
I was reading an article today about Iranian women bloggers. It was very fascinating. I have always had a fascination with the middle east, their culture is so drastically different than everything I am exposed to. I try to catch every foreign film that I can about the area. For some reason I have seen more documentaries and independant films about Iran than any other middle eastern country. It would be my dream to one day visit Tehran. Until I do I have a great perspective on the place by this wonderful blogger: Lady Sun. Her blog was posted on the article that I read. She’s not a fundamentalist, just a regular citizen of the world who comments about life in Iran. I hope you guys get a chance to check out her blog, it’s amazing. Her english is very good too. The article that I was reading was mentioning these bloggers because they fear that the next administration to be “elected” in Iran will severely limit access to the internet, making these bloggers obsolote. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen.
The pictures on this blog I grabbed from: Tropical Silks. If you like them they sell silk prints on the website. I fell in love with the colors and how it captures the fun, free-will of Key West. Maybe instead of moving to Los Angeles, or Miami, I should get a place down in Key West After all whenever I get a chance I head down there. I was talking to Cristina, who works for my building and she’s getting married down there. They rented a yacht that holds 45 people and are having the ceremony out in the water. It sounded awesome. If I ever tied the knot I’d definately do it that way. She was going to play Jimmy Buffet the whole way through, and that’s the only part that I disagreed with her on! hehe
I recently found my old journals. For my next entry I’ll transcribe one of my past entries. It will be nice to contrast what I was doing and thinking during that time with what’s going on in my life now.
It’s Tina’s (Sweetie’s) birthday today. I’m sure she’s freezing her ass off in Boston, I miss you girl, you need to come back to Florida where you belong! If you guys don’t know who Tina is, she is the famous model that posed for two of my galleries. Don’t miss these: Tina Gallery and Tina 21 Gallery. They are both good. Tina went on to become a supermodel for Marlboro cigarettes and studies Chemistry and Physics on her spare time. Her hobbies include eating carrots with ranch dressing, and never loosing at drinking contests no matter what the cost!
February 17th, 2004
Saturday we were checking out apartments for Luis. We were very discouraged because all the cheap places that we saw were G-H-E-T-T-O! They were awful. I felt bad for Luis because he really had his hopes up. I bet if we would have seen a very cute place he would have already placed his downpayment on the place. We did drive around two houses for sale, which were awesome. They both had pools, three bedrooms, and nice yards. The best part was that they were cheaper than what I had decided on for my budget. It also made me go nuts because I can’t seem to decide what I want to do, move to Los Angeles, rent in Wilton Manors, or buy in Wilton Manors.
Mario has a friend who is a realtor so maybe he’ll be able to find a nice place to live. There really is no hurry. I still need time to come up with some reasonable amount of downpayment! Of course if I see my dream house then it’s off to dad’s house to ask for a family loan Somehow here is how I think things will draw out: My boss will delay the whole moving to Los Angeles, I’ll rent a house in the Wilton Manors area, then in a year buy a place. Things never work out when you plan them, but it’s nice to try! When it’s all set and done I’ll check back with my predictions in a year and see how close I came.
Saturday night was Luis’ debut to the Oakland bathhouse. At first it didn’t look like he was having a good time. But I think it was just shock setting in. He was expecting it to be like the Broward bathhouse and this one is definately a lot more skankier and lot more sexually charged. We both signed up for the waiting list to get a room. The wait was around three hours. I think I started seeing a smail on Luis’ face after we saw this muscular guy fuck the shit out of his boyfriend in the gym. Somehow we made it to the point where we got rooms. It was a first for me, because I had only gotten lockers before. I had done some oral play in the sauna and steamroom like usual, but the room was defiantely nice.
I had a hot muscular guy, he was latin or brazilian come in to my room. He asked me what I was into and I really wanted to get fucked. I got into position, doggie style my favorite of course, and he fucked me for a short time. I guess he’d been really horny or playing around all night because he came quickly. We switched and I lay down as he rode me. It was very hot to watch him ride my dick from every angle. There was a mirror on the side which helped put things into perspective! It was definately a hot time.
We left the bathhouse at around 6:00am and headed for Denny’s. Staying up that long and partying gets one very hungry! I woke up at around 2:00pm on Sunday. heheh Good thing I didn’t have anything planned for Sunday. Sunday Mario and I went and got a new fish tank and new fish. We got a bigger fish tank and different fish then we did last time. Tomorrow I’ll take some pictures of the tank. It’s looking very good. We got some silver dollars, columbian sharks, catfish, angel fish, and fire sharks. We need some more decorations and we’ll be all set.
February 13th, 2004
February 13th, 2004
Well I’ve gone totally nuts with this bathhouse thing. I blame lexapro. It has me on a complete sexual libido high! I’m not a drinking man, I don’t do drugs, but my addiction lies in sex. Even more so when my anti-depressant kicks in and makes me so horny I can bounce off walls. Needless to say I’ve been hitting the Oakland Bathhouse like it was going out of style. Interestingly enough I always have fun everytime I go. I either have really hot hookups, or make friends!! So far I’ve made four friends.
The latest friend is Bradley. Very hot guy. Cute body. I call him Mr. Party. He was looking to party with whatever was available at the time! He grew on me because he was very cute and a funny guy. It turned out that we both went ot UF undergrad, we both graduated at the same time, and we are both in our Master’s degree at Nova. Small world! We didn’t end up hooking up, I found my carnal pleasures elsewhere! And it was hot.
I did go to the bathhouse on Broward Monday when I took the day off. It was pretty full but that bathhouse doesn’t even seem like a bathhouse. It seems more like a resort. Sex only happens in the steam room for the most part, and sometimes it’s very hot in there, literally! So my vote definately goes to the Oakland bathouse, skank and all.
Mario and I finally made up. The war is over. I decided that I had been holding a grudge for too long. The living situation was becoming increasingly tense. I instant messaged him asking him if he was interested in continuing our friendship. He was and we agreed to start over. Time does heal all wounds, and I hope that our friendship can return to the way it was before. I’m hoping for the best.
I should definately get some sleep now. But before I do, I have to share with you guys, that I had to drop a class!! Heheh all that sex and horniess at the bathhouse did not let me concentrate on my classes. I decided to drop one class, and to my surpise I actually get a 25% refund!! Whew!! I want to blow it on Key West. Would love to spend a week at the Island House in March. I’m trying to convince one of my friends to go, but I’m willing to go alone if I can’t find anyone from
Well I’m off to catch some zzzz’s. Until the next post.
February 8th, 2004
Luis and I checked out Matthew Rush in Making Porn last night at Cinema Paradiso. The best part of the whole night was that the theatre was actually part of my complex! heheh We didn’t have to walk far at all to see a funny play and some hot porn stars! The play was great. I had seen it a couple of years ago with my then best friend Roly. At that time the porn actor was Ryan Idol. I liked this version a lot better, Matthew Rush could not act but he was a hot guy to look at. Damn that boy has muscles! And his ass is huge. There has to be implants in there. It looks like it would uncomfortable to walk with an ass that big. Seriously! But I didn’t mind it one bit.
Sadly, even though the theatre is part of my complex, it was my first time in the theatre. The theatre was great. It had a very cozy feeling and the chairs were comfy. The crowd wasn’t too large but we went for the late show. I do remember when I saw it a couple of years back in SoBe, Ryan Idol came out to sign autographs. I didn’t see Rush anywhere.
The play basically showcases the true life story of Ken Ryker. A straight-mormon who did gay porn for the money. It’s a very nice comedy which gets depressing in the second act. If you want a light play, or just want to see hot guys walking around naked, this is the play for you!!
This is a short entry today since I have to get my ass moving on my school work. If you haven’t read Ms Anita Bristol’s blog entry about domination, do yourself a favor and read it! It’s classic!
February 7th, 2004
Ok. I know you heard it before. I’m obssesed with this series. I thought Season 2 was not going to be as compelling as Season 1. Well I was very, very wrong! This week I was supposed to get a lot accomplished with school. Of course netflix dropped off the first disc in the series for Season 2 and after watching the four hours straight through I knew I had to buy the damn dvd set!!! Season 1 and 2 have set me back $120.00. Strangely I’m not dying to sell it right away on ebay like I do everything else. Instead I might keep it for a while. Whenever I loose focus about moving to Los Angeles I’ll just pop it in and it will always remind me how I want to move to LA and become an agent for the NSA. One day!
I have been going a little nuts over where I am going to live in the next six months. I did pre-qualify for a home loan with my dad as a coborrower, my credit was too stinky to do it on my own. It made me very excited, but at the same time it was very nerve racking. Buying a home is such a major step, and it seems like all the pieces aren’t there right now. I don’t want what happened in SoBe to happen again. I want to have enough money saved up so that if I loose my job I can be ok for a couple of months.
So I devised a plan of attack. I emailed my boss and asked him to give me a final notice on whether they’ll relocate me over to LA. I should have that soon, as early as next week. If the offer is good I’ll be LA bound. If not then I’ll rent a place in the following neighborhoods: Wilton Manors, Victoria Park, or South Beach. Then when I save up enough, I’ll buy my place. My goal is to have my Master’s Degree and have a house by the age of 30. If everything goes according to plan I’ll have my Master’s in Computer Science by 28. So the house should come sometime soon after that!! Wish me luck!
Last night I headed over to my favorite bathhouse. I thought I would see GeekSlut there but there was no sign of him. There was one guy who had his build, but I don’t think it was him. Although he gave me a nice show in the showers. I went with the full intention of getting off and of course I came out of the place making two new friends, Ruben and Doug. Ruben was a hysterical puerto rican who was the chattiest person I had ever seen in a bathhouse. He was hilarious. Doug joined us later in the pool and he had graduated from his Master’s in Computer Science. If you guys are reading this make sure to say hi in the comments.
We had a great time talking about all sorts of things while we checked out the hot guys coming and going. I almost went there again today but I realized how obssesive that was, so I stayed at home finished a project for work and then joined Ms. Broward ( who we now call Ms. West Broward because she gets lost East of I-95) and Luis at Denny’s for some chow down. As always we found tons of things to laugh about, and Luis was a little bitchy because his underwear was tight. He’s been touch, bitchy two days in a row, no matter what he says.
Btw you can all thank Ms. Broward for my feeding my my obssesive impulses because she informed me tonight that Season 3 of 24 is going on now. DAMN IT! I’ll never do anything productive again!!! On that note, I’m going to check out the play Making Porn tomorrow with Matthew Rush. He’s a hot gay porn star and the play features him naked. The playhouse is actually connected to my apartment complex so it will be a nice little elevator ride down there! I’ll let you guys know how it goes. I’m excited about it. And we have really good seats.
February 4th, 2004
hehhe this is a quick Geek post. I am giddy with joy because I just installed blog comments! I always wanted the comments but I thought that was always a feature the blog engine provided. I learned that you can pick up scripts and install them and they can work together with blogger.com. My favorite was blogkomm because it looked the nicest and it didn’t have popups.
After every entry there is a line that tells you if there are comments. It is a link and if you want to see the comments, or write one just click on the link and fill out the small form. That’s it!! Try it!! This is an awesome way to get direct feedback for my entries. I’ll be really sad if no one ever fills out the comments section!!
February 2nd, 2004
Recently I met the manager of Cupid’s Cabaret through my blog. Cupid’s is my favorite gay strip bar in South Florida. And it’s the only one that allows full nudity! Oh Yeah! Howard, the manager, gave me some pics to post on my site. Check them out. I split them over two galleries and you can find the pics by going to Cupid’s Gallery I and Cupid’s Gallery II. Hopefully Howard will give me some more pics in the future, and I’ll keep updating you guys on the galleries. Let me know what you think.
February 2nd, 2004
Yes ladies and gentelmen, I finally finished the 24 series 1 DVD pack! Netflix fucked up my disc 4 so I had to run to Best Buy so that I can buy the whole damn collector’s edition to see the last three discs. Of course it threw my productive school weekend way off track, so off track that I didn’t do shit for school work! But I finally saw the ending of 24. And it was amazing!!! It has to my favorite series ever. I can even forgive Nina a little for being a german nasty ass spy. Now I have to wait to get Series 2 in the mail and I can obsses all over again!!! I only had one critque. When the president gets angry at his wife for leaking the info to the media, instead of smashing the glass vase, he should have pimp smacked her for emphasis, I HATE HER!!! She is sooo evil. Moving forward….
Saturday afternoon I went in for my waxing appointment with Sean. It had been a while since I had waxed. THe last time was in South Beach with Master Paolo in the Beaty Dungenon. Conveniently located on 16th and Meridian. For those of you interested email me. He waxes, tortures, massages, and tricks. All in a days work. I only retained his services for waxing. Sean was very professional. We had a good time even though I was in pain and covered in wax for the majority of the time. Sean wasn’t exactly my type but I would have so fucked him if I had seen a window. I definately saw that he was attracted to me but I decided to keep things professional. Even though I probably could have gotten a free waxing, damn!!! After he showed me his pet snake, literally not his ding-dong), I went on my way. I was ready to party that night. But really I just watched the last dvd’s to 24 obssesively!!
I didn’t want to deviate from the flow of the weekend so instead of studying Sunday I called Luis and we had dinner at California Pizza Kitchen. I love that place, and I’m sure Luis enjoyed his fetuccini alfredo. Damn now I’m hungry. Let’s take a quick pause while I get something to eat….
Ok back on track. After eating and the usual Java Boys caffeine pump we decided to go apartment shopping. This sounds more active than it really was. We went by the realtor next to Java Boys grabed a pamphlet and off to the address we went. We saw a really nicely priced house with 2 bedrooms, a nice yard, and jacuzzi. It would have been perfect. Luis found out today that it might already be taken. And I can’t get out of my damn lease so I guess I’ll have to wait until July. I’m glad we didn’t do any sudden decisions because I have not really had the time to think through being Luis’s roommate again. To be frankly honest it scared me a little. Our friendship is going well now and whenever you stick friends in a roommate situation, it can turn out ugly, take Mario and I for example. And when you stick two stubbon-asses like Luis and I together, well it can definately be called the Powder Keg of Wilton Manors. So we have six months to think it through.
After an exhausting hour or so of house hunting we checked out the Butterfly Effect at my favorite Muvico Theatre in Pompano on US1. This is not an ad but check this theatre out, it’s awesome! And the concessions are pricey too!! The movie was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. It was very suspenceful, it scared the shit out of us like four times, and they did a very good job with handling the time paradox issue. Luis didn’t like the ending too much, but I thought it was fair. It wasn’t a complete hollywood ending which always makes me happy. Although I think Luis and I would agree that the stumpy ending would have rocked. Whoever put in that granola stumpy bar scene, you are evil, we almost peed in our pants. This is not a knock to our amputee friends, it was just damn funny!
I ended Sunday with a bang. I could have used the remaining hours to catch up on my school reading but noooo!!!! I went to the bathhouse instead. BTW I had no idea it was Super Bowl Sunday. Oh well. Not that I like sports or anything. The bathhouse was pretty full and I had to wait 10 minutes for a towel. I felt more overdressed than ever! Once I get my towel the action started. There were two hot guys in the steam room that I started to play with. I was sucking their dicks, when I realized I was about to pass out from the heat of the steam and the excerice. I walked out and slid in the jacuzzi. After I recuperated myself I went into the dark hallway where I had even more fun with the first guy. He was a hottie! We played a while and then I got tired again. These people can go at it forever. Not me. My neck hurts after a while and then I start seeing patterns in their pubic hair that’s pressed so close to my face. That is when I know it is time to move on.
We had even more fun in the sauna room, thank god it wasn’t that hot in there. There was one freaky/scary guy who wouldn’t leave me alone, but he stopped bothering me after a while. I checked out at 2:30am from exhaustion. But overall it was a very satisfying visit. Luis would have had fun going with me. But instead he was shoing Ms. Broward the house we were going to rent at night. Oh well!!
Quick note to Jim! I do read your blog and am happy to see you update it! Thanks for the reference to my blog on there! If you need advice on how to come out to your coworker, just wear a tshirt that says AssBandit on it. I’m sure he’ll get the hint soon enough :). All my coworkers found out that I was gay because I had a gay bumper sticker on my car, and a gay disco ball on my rear view mirror. BTW that disco ball thing is dangerous. Once I was turning on the expressway and the damn thing not only blinded me with the sun but it hit be square on the head. Had I not had a high tolerance for disco ball pain, I would have cried right there!!!
I’m ending the blog on a sad note. My good friend from high school Arlet was in a terrible car crash over the weekend. She is fine now and escaped with minor injuries but the accident was scary!! There has to be a guardian angel looking after her because she hydroplaned on the ramp to enter the highway and then she went across four lanes of traffic. She blacked out while she was doing all this and luckily she only hit one car, the driver was not badly injured at all. Her car was totalled but she was able to walk away from the accident. She is very shaken right now and it reminds me of the terrible accident I had when I was a kid. It psychologically scarred me to the point that I wasn’t able to drive a car until I was 23 years old. I hope she recovers from the trauma faster than I did! My thoughts are with Arlet in knowing that she will do a speedy and healthy recovery.
January 28th, 2004
Well my lease will be up in June. As most of you know I will no longer be Mario’s roommate. Originally I was going to buy a house in Fort Lauderdale, but honestly I haven’t put away enough money to do that step. I think in another year I’ll be ready. The reason I was going to stay in Fort Lauderdale is because I would probably be able to get a house with a yard, and I know Lola would love that. I’ve gotten used to Fort Lauderdale, but honestly my heart is in South Beach. I know everyone is moving up here to Fort Lauderdale but I still miss the beach.
Lola loved it over there because you can take dogs everywhere and people have so many dogs. We were always at the dog park and she absolutely loved it. Of course living on the beach put me so close to the ocean, since I used to go all the time in the summer. Also it puts me a lot closer to the parents. I would be able to visit them in about 20 minutes. The only thing I didn’t like about the beach was the high cost of everything and how everyone looks so damn perfect. It drove me nuts for a little bit.
But I think in the end I’ll end up over there. It’s really where I want to be. Don’t get me wrong, there is a lot of fun to be had in Fort Lauderdale, but it’s just not me. I know I’ve made my friends dizzy switching between one city and the other. But I’m a die-hard 305 fan. You can’t change that! The only thing about moving back is the expensive ass deposits and the lack of parking, I’m sooo not going to miss that at all. I’m going to start looking at places soon, because the months have a way of creeping up on you!